I use LLM agents a lot: for coding, writing, debugging, planning, and occasionally watching them confidently walk into a wall. Most of the time they are useful. Sometimes they produce lines that are perfectly understandable in context, but completely unhinged when seen later.
This page is a running collection of funny, cursed, or accidentally poetic things produced by LLM agents during real work.

Rules
- Only real outputs
- Lightly edited at most
- No private/client information
“Fair, I pulled that out of my ass.”
“The user exits via Enter”