I use LLM agents a lot: for coding, writing, debugging, planning, and occasionally watching them confidently walk into a wall. Most of the time they are useful. Sometimes they produce lines that are perfectly understandable in context, but completely unhinged when seen later.

This page is a running collection of funny, cursed, or accidentally poetic things produced by LLM agents during real work.

Rules: only real outputs, lightly edited at most, no private/client information.

“Fair, I pulled that out of my ass.”

“The user exits via Enter”

“Dev schema matches what 5af10e09fd3 would have produced. You’re unf*cked”

“The append-heavy event tables drifted from 3% dead to 7%+ without autovacuum firing for 8 days, because the default scale_factor (0.2) barely triggers on tables that mostly insert.”

“Your longest session is ~335x longer than an episode of The Office”

“… a 32B Q4 (~18−20 GB) fits but starves everything else − fine if you quit Chrome”