I use LLM agents a lot: for coding, writing, debugging, planning, and occasionally watching them confidently walk into a wall. Most of the time they are useful. Sometimes they produce lines that are perfectly understandable in context, but completely unhinged when seen later.

This page is a running collection of funny, cursed, or accidentally poetic things produced by LLM agents during real work.

Rules

  • Only real outputs
  • Lightly edited at most
  • No private/client information

“Fair, I pulled that out of my ass.”

“The user exits via Enter”

“Dev schema matches what 5af10e09fd3 would have produced. You’re unf*cked”

“The append-heavy event tables drifted from 3% dead to 7%+ without autovacuum firing for 8 days, because the default scale_factor (0.2) barely triggers on tables that mostly insert.